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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- Bex [others maybe]
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
6. (think sexual-peen lol) what is the vampire equivalent to a creamy twinkie? blood sausage
[ x o x o ]7. If a vampire did not have a typical transylvanian accent what would they have? Bloody hell ! British of course!
[ x o x o ]
8. How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One suicidal vampire (cant be in light lol)
[ x o x o ]
9. What is Chimeras favorite type of person to suck blood from? people with Sulfhemoglobinemia (you know how flamingos turn pink because they eat pink food? well that condition is green blood and hes well... his hair is green xD)
[ x o x o ]
10. Where does a hobo vampire go for food? The blood bank (I thought this one up but it might be a common joke :'| so it might show up on google? either way just saying)
[ x o x o ]
11. What is a vampires favorite type of stone/gem? a blood diamond
- [ x o x o ]
- Bex [others maybe]
(#16)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
12. Why do vampires like virgins? to pop their cherries
[ x o x o ]13. What kind of boogers to booger-eating vampires like best? one that came from a nosebleed ! [ x o x o ]
I'll think of more later... these are kinda lame xD;
- Lemon-Quitting
(#76)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
I think so too. XD; Btw there's a shirt that says "...And Buffy staked Edward The End." Epic shirt.
- Faust
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: Why is Aywas like a vampire?
A: It's sucking my time away.
- Gwenhwyfach
(#92)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
For those with gardens.
How can you tell if a vegetarian vampire has visited your garden. You wake up to find all your tomatoes are albino.
For Garlic lovers
Question: When people tell you your breath smells like garlic what do you tell them?
Answer: I'm preparing for a vampire apocalypse.
(this one is especially useful for mothers ;) they understand the importance of vampire defense)
- Adel & Painted
(#122)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
>> Dunno if this was already told or not.
What does a vampire eat while on a diet? Blood Lite.
- Faust
(#280)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: Where can you witness vampires ritually drinking blood?
A: In a catholic church during communion.
No offense to catholics.
- Flaria
(#18)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
I made the story too long and won't let me post them so, here it is.
So, he took her to all the neighborhood. Soon they are done with trick and treating, the little girl began feeling hungry... Did you know what happened to the little girl? No one knows for sure until years later, she found out that she is a vampire by seeing her father transformed into a mosquito. The End.
- Springdragon
(#650)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Since I know nothing about popular culture, I will approach this joke in the usual Springdragon fashion; with all seriousness.
I poked a vampire. He poked me back double.
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What happens when two vampires find a victim and feed on their blood at the same time? A: Blood clot.