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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- Fod
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What's the difference between a vampire and a bag of dead babies?
I don't keep a vampire in my closet. :o
- Chess, Tala, Jazz
(#67)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What was the cross-dressing vampire called? Count Dragula
Why did the vampire chase after a runner? It was in the mood for fast food.
((Okay, a lil bit of sleep didnt help much :P))
- BlackCat
(#181)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What do you get if you cross a vampire bat and a mummy?
A flying band-aid, or a gift-wrapped bat.
What are a vampire's favorite snacks?
Adam's apples and nectarines.
- Catzen
(#114)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q:What do you get when you cross a dress and a vampire? A: A vampire at the Prom!
- ℱairy♥ℬribey
(#69)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
why is Jacob Black so afraid of Edward Cullen? he's homophobic :(
- Nyx & Ama
(#659)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
How does a Vampire get an easy meal? Stalk a Twilight Fan and claim to be Edward Cullen.
Sucks... I know. ~Giggles.~ Sucks... Ok... I'm done now... Maybe.
- Nyx & Ama
(#659)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
I lied... Twasn't done... >.> I have come back to give you another lame joke.
What's the difference between a Vampire and a Mosquito? Smack a mosquito and it'll stop drinking your blood, Smack a Vampire and he will ask for more.(Turns him on... >.> Masochistic Vampire!)
- Nyx & Ama
(#659)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Why can't I think of things all at once??
What do you call a Vampire following a girl? A Stalk-Her.
Hahahahaha... >.> No.
- Kes[Hiatus]&Alice
(#158)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What's the difference between a vampire bat and Edward Cullen?
Some people are actually afraid of bats.
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: How do you avoid being bitten by a vampire? A: Open a jar of 'God's' Farts. {lol}