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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- windfall
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What was the Vampires's favorite plague? 10 plagues of Egypt (When the rivers and waters ran red and were as blood)
So why do dirty Vampires like biting people with high blood pressure? So they can have a Blood Bath!
How do you make a Vampire intoxicated? Feed him/her preteens (they wine you know, lol)
Okay...I'm out :(...I may think of more later though...probably just as bad XD.
- тaι
(#670)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What did Jacob say to Edward when Bella ran away? Go glit-her. Yeah, it was pretty bad, but it was the only one that I could make up for some reason. In case you didn't pick it up, go get her/go glitter. :3
- Magnus Vale
(#256)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Ooh, I got another one! And it's as bad as my first one. XD
What did the lady vampire say to her doctor after he finished her boob job?
Fangs for the mammaries!
XP
- astro ♦ dusty
(#65)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Mine is probably a bite inappropriate... OH WELL. So a vampire goes to a doctor and approaches him with a certain "problem" he's been facing lately. "Doctor," he says, "For some reason I haven't been able to, you know, "perform" recently." So the doctor says, "Well, that makes sense -- you don't have any live blood flow." And the vampire replies, "Really? I became a vampire to heighten my sexual prowess in the first place! This blows!" And the doctor, looking at the vampire's flamboyant state of dress (and elongated canine teeth), remarks idly, "Maybe, but from the looks of it, you suck."
- FluffDee
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What's the different between Chimera and Dracula? Chimera doesn't suck. ((Fail super hard lol))
- Springdragon
(#650)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Dracula is a vampire. Dracula means "son of dragon". So was Dracula's father, Dracule (dragon) a dragon or a vampire, and if Dracula is a bloodsucking dragon, why does he look like a human?
- Eriisuchan
(#432)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
My dad and I always try to out-pun each other... And a few nights ago we were on a Halloween theme and were quite amused and Vampires came up a few times... Let's see how many jokes I remember... xD
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
Why is it important for vampires to brush their fangs?
They have bat breath...
(Psssst; Zave! Do Zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
Nah... they eat the fingers seperately!)
- Kwirki
(#536)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What does Dracula call the Wolf Man? A Son of a Bitch.
- Twoson
(#173)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Lemesee if any of my jokes and puns suck XD
How do you kill millions of Twilight fan-girls simultaneously?
Tell them Edward is gay
What do you get if you cross a vampire with a tortoise?
A pissed off tortoise and a toothless vampire
xD Gah, need to get ready for school ;-;
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What's a vampires least favorite day of the week? Sunday!
Because...sun. yeah. Idk, I just got it off the top of my head.