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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- Chess, Tala, Jazz
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
I dont know if mine are or not, mom used to tell me these when I was a kid. So its possible sadly. ><;
What did the vampire say when he thought he was loosing his mind? I'm going batty!
What do you call a vampire who enjoys sunlight? Ashes.
Thats it bed, they're getting worse. o.o *Plops*
- Wyckie Pie
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What are you when a vampire is through with you? A red neck.
- Lemon-Quitting
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Series of questions~ Q: What do you call a human with a vampire? A: Screwed. Q: What do you call a human with 3 vampires? A: Fucked. Q: What do you call a human with five vampires? A: Orgy.
- Hamner Concoction
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
That do you get when you cross a vampire with a melo? O wait... nvm. --- You know why you can't see a vampire in a mirror? It's because they don't exist. Sorry to break it to you Epsilon and Chimera.
(Not original ;) it's by Unknown-person from dA: And remember to not buy glowing stickers, kids! Who knows how many vampires are sacrificed to make a single sticker?) I'll be back with moar... tomarrow. Marrow... get it?
- Lemon-Quitting
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What do you call a Vampire with a huge vagina? A: Edward Cullen. Okay I'm good with the Twilight jokes. XD
- Lemon-Quitting
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What do you call a vampire that looks in the mirror and insists she's fat? A: blonde.
- Nikki ♥ Kelli
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
How did the vampire hunter attempt to ask Dracula out on a date? He said, "I'll treat you to a 'stake' dinner."
What do you get after covering a vampire with garlic and putting him out in the sun? Garlic toast. (Ew)
What did the vampire say to the flower? "I van to suck your bud!"
How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all flee to their coffins before they can get it all the way in.
Ow, puns. Sorry. XD
- Lemon-Quitting
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Same answer would also work for: What do you call a vampire that thinks she's too pale?
- Nikki ♥ Kelli
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Oh, one more, that's not technically a vampire joke: Q: What's black and blue and pink all over? A non-Twilight fan. DX Those Twilighters are nuts.
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What's the best way to become friends with a vampire?
A: Send them a blood sample.
Q: If a vampire met Edward Cullen on the street how would he defeat him?
A: He wouldn't need to, Edward would be drowned by fan girls.
-can't think of anymore- They aren't very good, but it was worth a shot?