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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- Jess
(#349)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
If this is still going on... xD
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
Q: What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A: A blood hound.
Q: What�s a Vampire�s least favorite song?
A: Another one bites the dust!
And then of course...
The biggest joke of all.
Robert pattinson. Lulz.
- Anne
(#391)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What�s a Vampire�s least favorite song?
Another one bites the dust!
What did the vampire say after reading these Halloween jokes?
They suck
- Springdragon
(#650)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
In Soviet Russia, vampire steak you.
- Arrow
(#490)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q. What do you get when you cross a douche bag with a disco ball?
A. Edward Cullen
Q. If you asked Rosalie Hale to find one thing that was prettier than she was, what would she come back with?
A. A mirror.
Q. How does a female vampire flirt?
A. She bats her lashe.
Q. Why are only five vampire melos being released?
A. Because that Slash is a dirty, dirty boy. :(
- PIKA
(#270)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
*attempts to make up a witty vampire joke*
Q:Why did the Vampire cross the road?
A: To drink the chicken's blood!
Ahahah I'm hilarious. And totally not witty 8D But maybe, by the sheer unimaginative nature of this joke, it'll win >3>
- Arrow
(#490)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q. What do you get when you cross a douche bag with a disco ball?
A. Edward Cullen
Q. If you asked Rosalie Hale to find one thing that was prettier than she was, what would she come back with?
A. A mirror.
Q. How does a female vampire flirt?
A. She bats her lashe.
Q. Why are only five vampire melos being released?
A. Because that Slash is a dirty, dirty boy. :(
- Arrow
(#490)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q. What is the one impressive thing Stephenie Meyer accomplished?---
A. She took fail to a whole new level.------
Q. What is the one scarey thing about Twilight?---
A. The fact it got published.------
Q. What is Stephenie Meyer's solution to any and all criticism?---
A, STEPHENIE ANGRY. STEPHENIE BITCH.
- Magnus Vale
(#256)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Just in case, I'll also bid 4 iron pieces!
- Rei
(#430)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
:o My iron pieces got deleted.. So no bidding for me *cries* I want a vampire so bad
and lolz at all the jokes :P
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a vampire? A: One drinks your blood, and you drink the other's! Hurr ~o o~