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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- Bex [others maybe]
(#16)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What do children vampires take to school as their 'juice'? Blood bags! (they even come with a straw :'D) [xoxoxox] Here are some funny thoughts about vampires: Do vampire females breast feel by letting babies latch onto their breast for a blood supply? what happens to the umbilical cord after birth? [xoxoxox] What is the vampire equivalent of a milking cows? The regal Horned Lizard( They squirt a lot of blood from their eyes, i guess vampires can keep them as their 'cows' xD) [xoxoxox] What is a vampires least favorite sport? Lacrosse( la"cross"e :'D) [xoxoxoxo] If vampires turned into mosquitoes and can only die by being staked, would we stake them with toothpicks in their mosquitoe form? [xoxoxox]
- Quasi
(#245)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What do you call a vampire after he's eaten too much? A vompire.
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what does a vampire call a line of people waiting to donate blood? a buffet.
x why did the vampire vigorously shake his victim? he fancied a soda. -ba dum cha!-
- Quasi
(#245)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
a vampire walked into a bar. ouch. :3
- Quasi
(#245)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
a vampire walked into a bar. ouch. :3
- xoRein
(#284)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
I LOVE Springdragon's jokes/comments. xD
And I can bid 1 Iron Pieces item. x.x Since I randomly got one suddenly...
- Bex [others maybe]
(#16)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What do vampires not have in their homes? a living room [xoxoxoxo] need to think of more ;w;...
- Maro
(#206)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Okay . . . I have one . . . but it's probably lame and you have to drop your mind way (seriously, waaaay) in the gutter. XD
Q. What do you call a homosexual male vampire? A. Count Chocula
- Dexter
(#164)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What do loners and vampires have in common? They both enjoy sucking at life.
What do chocoholics and vampires have in common? they're both addicted to a sweet sticky substance.. and mmmm chocolate... mmmm... blooodd. Wait, what was I talking about? o-o
Why did the vampire leave the blood bank in disgust? because, obviously, somebody got there first. I mean, why the heck would a vampire leave a blood bank in disgust!? Thay'd have to be crazy!!
- Sammi
(#58)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit. lolfail xD What did the Mom vampire tell her son at dinner? Jimmy eat your soup..before it clots oAo;
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q. What sparkles, is half the size of Tinkerbell, and makes every underaged girl within a hundred mile radius obtain a nosebleed that rivals Niagra Falls?
A. Eddie Sparklepanties' manhood.------------
Q. Why didn't Jasper/Edward/*insert some other "vampire"* snap and kill Bella when she was on her period?
A. They tripped over a p(l)ot hole.-------
Q. WHO'S YOU DADDY?
A. James, he pwned Bella's stupid ass. :3