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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- Lemon-Quitting
(#76)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
>><< One more: Q: What does a Narutard Vampire have? A: A bloodline. HAHA NO
- Silvy
(#278)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: Why do most vampires tend to bite the neck when drinking Blood? A: So they can call it a hicky love bite and get away with it. ;3
- King Sombra
(#382)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What kind of bank does a vampire rob? A blood bank.
What is adorable, grumpy and green haired? Chimera!
- Kyou
(#654)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: If the Grim Reaper was crossed with a vampire, what kind of blood would he drink? A: Sickle-cell.
I'm so punny. o_o
- Silvy
(#278)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: Why do most vampires tend to bite the neck when drinking Blood? A: So they can call it a hicky love bite and get away with it. ;3
- Lemon-Quitting
(#76)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
...hey Is yo momma jokes allowed? If so...~ xD SORRY ALLEN ILU BUT I GOTTA SAY ONE. Yo momma's veins so weak that when a vampire bit her, water poured out.
- Faust
(#280)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What do you get when you lock Buffy the Vampire slayer in a room with Edward Cullen?
A: A very bad S&M porno.
- Springdragon
(#650)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Alexina's maxi pad joke is going to be hard to beat.
- Bex [others maybe]
(#16)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Warning: some of these are sexual in nature or gross xD
[ x o x o ]
1. Vampires are usually tall figures that turn into bats. Does this mean midget vampires turn into mosquitoes? and if bats eat mosquitoes do vampires eat midget vampires?
[ x o x o ]2. Why do horny vampires like women? blood jelly (if you're a boy you probably wont get it, but its kind of a graphic way of describing the time of the month xD;;)
[ x o x o ]3. What is a vimpires favorite candycane? The red and white candycanes that have the blue stripes in them aswell (it looks liken a barber shop 'cone' thing, which in old days barbers were a place to go for 'blood-letting')
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4. How does a vampire with a lisp say f*** you? Sf*ck you! (sounds like suck you... haha get it)
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5. What does a fat/glutton vampire prey on? hemophilliacs
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What is THE ONE THING you should never get around a vampire hooker?
A boner.