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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- October
(#319)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Edward Cullen.
BA DUM PSSHHH.
- Sketchy
(#116)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Faust, I lol'd.
- Zen
(#117)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What do you call an albino vampire? The catcher.
.. LolIdunno.
- Chess, Tala, Jazz
(#67)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What is a vampire's LEAST favorite dinner? Steak.
(Steak, stake... oy. Bad pun...))
What did the vampire martian ask? Take me to your Bleeder.
(Seriously, Im gonna be shot for puns...)
What is a vampire's favorite blood type? All of them!
What does a vampire order at a bar? Bloody Mary.
Im gonna go to bed and try to think of others later, these are pretty bad... *facepalms*
- Hamner Concoction
(#13)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a bat? A: Dead, you should have used a stake dumbass.
- Ryou & Daffu!
(#81)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1, 2, 3! Ahahahah! 4, 5 6, 7! Ahahahah! 8, 9 10! 11, 12 Ahahahah!
- Bex [others maybe]
(#16)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Why is it I'm noticing a lot of these from google searches already ._. ?
- Jane & Snow
(#19)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Yeah me too Luci D:
- Imp
(#346)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What did the vampire say when he found a stake in his blood? 'WHAT THE SUCK!?'
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What vampire quality does Twilight have?
A: It sucks.