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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- Ryou & Daffu!
(#81)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
I have 1 iron and 1 silver piece XD Good luck everyone!
- Wyckie Pie
(#352)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
A vampire got staked one night and goes to God, God sighs looking him over and goes. �I�m not ready for you yet, I�m going to give you one more chance, what do you want to be?� The vampire answers. �I want to be something that sucks blood and has wings.� So God turns him into a vampire bat. The vampire goes about living his life happily and dies again. God once more isn�t ready for him so says. �I don�t want you yet, I�ll give you another chance at life what do you want to be?� The vampire just smirks and once more says. �I want to be something that sucks blood and has wings.� So God nods and turns him into a mosquito. The vampire lives his life happily till one day he gets swatted at and killed. Well at this point God once more says. �I don�t want you here yet, I�ll give you a chance what do you want to be?� The vampire says like always. �I want to be something that sucks blood and has wings.� I guess God got tired of hearing that because he turned him into a Maxi Pad.
- Yuki & Juju
(#172)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Uhh okay. a joke?
What sparkles in the sun and has the look of a killer?
A lawnmower.
Oh you wanted vampire jokes? Sorry, fresh out :P
- ❥❥Delle❥❥TOT
(#96)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What did the Ghost say to the Vampire?
You suck.
And I do as well at telling jokes. XD
- Raikou|Tezzam
(#455)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
So the mosquito says, "Wow, you're one big sucker!"
- Magnus Vale
(#256)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Why don't vampires get blood from blood banks?
No Deposit, No Return.
*can't think* XD
- Raikou|Tezzam
(#455)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Ooops! Meant to write:
So the mosquito says to the Vampire, "Wow, your one big sucker!"
- Oce
(#508)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Best vampire joke?
In b4 Twilight wank- Oh wait.
How many books does it take before authors realize Vampire isn't synonymous with Incubus?
Too many.
- Hamner Concoction
(#13)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
You know... Vampires really do sparkle, it's quite beautiful and captivating. Too bad they have to die to do it though.
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a disco ball? Edward Cullen.