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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- Falx (on vacation)
(#328)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
It ends at midnight ON Oct. 22nd, so tonight :P
Why do vampires turn into bats? Well, its easier than traveling around on their blood vessels
I FAIL xD
- windfall
(#171)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What sport are vampires worst at? "Cross" country!____What do Vampire doctors treat most often? There vampire patients are coffin up blood!____What is the nickname used for vampires babies? Tick (you know small, fat and full o blood, lol)_____What is the vampires favorite band? Dead Beats XD-----That's all my deranged brain came up with...I think...if it came up with more it's not sharing :(.
- Arrow
(#490)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Okay, this should be my last round of Twilight cracks. XD I'm out of ideas, original or otherwise.-----------
Q. What is the one reason vampires like Twilight? A. It makes the reader's eyes bleed.------- Q. What's a vampire's favorite song? A. Fangs For the Memories (AKA Thnks fr the Mmrs, by Fall Out Boy. :P)------ Q. What do you call a goody-goody vampire? A. A suck up.------- Q. What do vampire bats like to do on the weekend? A. Just hang out.
- Denari
(#441)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
5 iron pieces and 1 silver piece
- Mars
(#128)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
I've got a few more pieces now, so I re-bid (hope thats ok)
1 gold, 4 iron. I still fail tho :(
- Wren & Velu!
(#6)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Did the auction close at midnight too or is that still going on? Anybody know?
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
But why I thought it would end at midnight today D: