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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- Lemon-Quitting
(#76)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
A boy was walking beside his friend, getting ready to Trick-Or-Treat. He decided he was going to be a dinosaur and his friend was a vampire. So as they were walking, his friend suddenly pulls out some glitter and starts to sprinkle it on himself. �Dude, what are you doing?� He asked, looking at him strangely. �My name�s Edward. It�s what I need to do!� His friend said, running to the houses. The boy shook his head. �Well, at least I won�t die tonight.�
Here's one for ya~
- Jane & Snow
(#19)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Here's a few.... They're pretty bad.................... Q: How do you know when it's a vampire's favorite time? A: When it's that time of the month.................... Q: What's a vampires favorite insult? A: Suck it!.................... Q: Why don't vampires like emo kids? A: Because they waste so much good food.................... I'll think of more later. lol
- Ryou & Daffu!
(#81)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
I heart Sesame Street ^_^
- King Sombra
(#382)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Why was the blonde vampire in a funhouse calling her reflection? Because she forgot vampires don't have one!
- Lemon-Quitting
(#76)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
(Yes that one was Twilight Referenced) Here's another one...BTW THIS IS DIRECTED FOR BJ D< Q: Why do Vampires LIKE Emo kids? A: Free Lunch.
- Raikou|Tezzam
(#455)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What do you call a Vampires Kid?
A: A mosquito!
- Lemon-Quitting
(#76)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Omg this one is mean D:
Q: Why did the Vampire Cross the road? A: Because the chicken got ran over...
- FluffDee
(#8)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What's a vampires favorite flower? A BloodRose.......Ya that sucked XD.....
- Lemon-Quitting
(#76)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: Why do Vampires like Halloween? A: They blend in with the crowd.
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
I double checked mine. I'm pretty sure it's not there :o