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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- WyrGecko
(#568)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
British vampire's favorite place and expression?
Bloody hell
/flee
- Denari
(#441)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Warning: gross joke ahead
Three vampires went into a bar. The first one orders a bloody mary. The second one said, Sounds good. Make mine a double." The third vampire ordered a cup of hot water. The other two vampires stared at him then one asked," Why did you order water instead of a real drink like we did?" The third vampire reached into his pocket and pulled out a used tampon. "I'm making tea."
- Vampy
(#707)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
2 vampire bats are hanging upside-down in a cave, getting rather hungry. One of the bats decides to go out and look for food. A short while later he returns, his face smeared with blood. The other bat looks at his friend in amazement and says "Wow, that was fast, how did you do that?" The bloodied bat ushers him to the entrance to the cave and flicks his wing out, pointing. "Do you see that row of trees there?", the other bat replies "Yes." "And do you see that small village just behind them?" and the other bat replies "Yes, yes!" And do you see that church there, with the incredibly tall spire, that reaches over the horizon?" and the other bat replies "Yes, yes I see it!" to which the bloodied bat replies "I didn't..."
:3 clumsy bat.
- Mega
(#83)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Which Aywa is a vampire's favorite snack?
A NIGHTBLOOD. B)
...because night. And blood. /derp
- Shaze
(#262)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What did the vampire get an award for?
DEADication
What did the vampire�s friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
Good Grief! Where did you dig her up from?
- airr♡beej 🍬
(#404)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
A Greek [vampire] and a Roman [vampire] walk into a bar and sit down to drink pints of diluted wine together -- because back then, if you didn't drink diluted wine, you were considered a barbarian. :C
As custom goes, they get into an argument as they get drunker. The Greek [vampire] loudly proclaims, "We built the Colosseum, a beautiful architectural structure!"
The Roman [vampire] takes a swig and shouts back, "Well we have the Pantheon, which is just as beautiful and architectural!"
The Greek [vampire] thinks and hollers, "We invented math!"
The Roman [vampire] bellows back, "We invented aqueducts!"
The Greek [vampire] thinks for a bit and finally says, "Uh huh, okay, I got it -- we invented the greatest things EVER. We invented SEX."
The Roman [vampire] looks confused and then shrugs and says, "But we introduced it to the women."
And then they sucked some blood, because they were vampires.
- jojo
(#72)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
1 iron pieces. :C
Vampire Joke:
Cedric died, but he's a vampire now, so it's OK! :D
- October
(#319)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Springdragon. Marry me.
- Aria
(#286)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
"What is black and white and red all over? A full vampire"- lol, cheesy, but I don't think I've heard it before XD
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Be careful with that one, you might convert them to the slash fandom.