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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- Tawreh
(#410)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What's the difference between Chimera and Edward Cullen?
A: Edward can't frighten 12 year old girls.
Q: How do modern day vampires get their food?
A: Roll in glitter and lure the fan girls in.
- Kyou
(#654)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What did the vampire bee say to the flower?
A: I want to suck your bud!
...I'm so lame.
- Silvy
(#278)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: Why vampires love blood? A: Its tastier then wine.
- FluffDee
(#8)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What did the Vampire Hunter say to Chimera when he came to kill him? Nothing...Because when he tried Chimera whacked him into next Wednesday with his staff.
- Zen
(#117)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What do you call one blood-sucking creature of the night?
A politician.
What do you call 10 blood-sucking creatures of the night?
A bad porno.
What do you call a million blood-sucking creatures of the night?
An Anne Rice book signing.
- Kyou
(#654)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: What did the vampire say to the pharmacist? A: I need some medicine to stop my coffin!
XD
- Kyou
(#654)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Oh, ROFL... o__o; I realized my first joke was just like Magey's.
- Daggles
(#553)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
When did Dracula read Twilight?
Never.
:|
- Tawreh
(#410)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: Why is Chimera cool?
A: Because he's a vampire. (ie. he doesn't have blood circulation ;D)
Q: What's the worst way to insult a vampire?
A: Compare him to Edward Cullen.
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
What is the vampire's favorite occupation? Phlebotemy.