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Epsilon says:
Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!
Vampire Melo
So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!
1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?
2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!
Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!
I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)
Good luck!
Posted by Jack
(#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm
- Barnbunny & Faecat
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q. What did one vampire say to another who was down on their luck
A. Man it must suck to be you!
XD lack of sleep makes me loopy lol
- Lin
(#361)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q: Why did the vampire cross the road? A: I dunno he got burned.(vampires burn on crosses :D)
- Lin
(#361)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q:What do you call a vampire in the country? A: Starved (not many people)
- Springdragon
(#650)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
If a witch weighs the same as a duck, how much do vampires weigh?
- Ryou & Daffu!
(#81)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
Q. What does a Catholic drink? A. The Blood of Christ XD
- Ryou & Daffu!
(#81)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
I'm updating my first and only joke because I was sleepy. I didn't do Sesame's Street's Count any justice due to fatigue.
Q. How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One, one vampire. Two, two vampires. Three, three vampires Ahahahah! Four, four vampires. Five, five vampires. Six, six vampires. Seven, seven vampires Ahahahah! Eight, eight vampires. Nine, nine vampires! Ten! Ten vampires! Ahahahah!
- Gwenhwyfach
(#92)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
9 gold 2 silver 1 iron in case the other high bidder lost all theirs XD
and last vampire joke. Q. Why are vampires batty? A: Because they were hatters in their previous life.
- Bex [others maybe]
(#16)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
It's Oct 22nd :'0 !
- October
(#319)
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Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
NOT IN AUSTRALIA. IT'S... well dang. It's just 8:00pm there. UGH AUSTRALIA HAVE IT BE TOMORROW ALREADY. The joke just doesn't work, otherwise.
Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm
THE TOLD ME TO PUT THIS ON HERE:
Q: What does a Catholic Vampire drink? A: The blood of Christ.