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Epsilon says:

Heeeeeey guys! I don't think I've ever talked to you =o Anyway, I was playing with my powers, and I made five of these!




Vampire Melo


So I was thinking..heey... I bet you guys would like these! I hope at least? Well anyway I was thinking of how to give them out...and came out with two ideas!


1) One of them I'll auction for any sort of Iron, Gold, or Silver pieces! So I can give them to my mentor, Chimera, and maybe he'll like me more! ;( So the total number of those you offer = your offer in this auction, okay?

2) I really wanna make Chimera laugh, okay? He's always scowling at me. So how about this, you tell me the best vampire joke you can think of. I'll pick my four favorite submissions and those users will win a vampire melo! :D You can submit as many times as you want but only do it on this news!


Um..for the second, unique jokes only please? If I search your joke on google and find it you fail ;( Hehehe.. so beware!


I'm gonna close this contest tomorrow at midnight, okay? (so October 22)


Good luck!

Posted by Jack (#1) on Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:59pm

Comments: 157


Lassie (#71)

Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm

Best vampire joke I can think of?
...Twilight.

Raikou|Tezzam (#455)

Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm

I'll Bid 1 Gold Pieces!

Ryou & Daffu! (#81)

Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm

*drools*

Imp (#346)

Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm

I bid 4 gold, 1 iron, 1 silver. XD

-Firestar- (#428)

Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm

I have 4 gold, 2 silver XD

Eliethewolf (#347)

Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm

What is is called when you hit a vampire?

Blood-sucker punch.

Lame i know. It was all I could think of....

Sketchy (#116)

Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm

I've got 15 total. Mix of gold and silver. =D

Sybil (#333)

Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm

What's the difference between Twilight and Vampires? Vampires were spawned from Folklore. Twilight was spawned from Wikipedia.

koben (#70)

Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm

10 gold 10 silver and 10 iron

FluffDee (#8)

Posted on: Wed Dec 31, 1969 6:00pm

Jokes! XD I love them

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A Blood vessels

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What do you call a vampire junkie?

Count Drugula

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross