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Apparently it's our birthday.

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Kaz says:

I don't know why you expected Shoe to post anything; he's incapable of remembering obligations, even if you entrusted them to him in the last five minutes.

Regardless, it appears all of you are being forced to celebrate our birthday. I don't approve of this at all. Birthdays are useless holidays. Frankly, I don't know or care how old I am. It's not like my appearance is going to age, so you shouldn't care either. You would be wasting your time. But perhaps that is normal for you.

If you do feel like wasting your time, I have heard that our page was transformed into some sort of . . . present-giving . . . thing. I don't see what your obsession is with these colorful furry things, but you can throw them at each other via our page. Maybe one of you will get a concussion. That would be most pleasing.

Throw useless furry things at people.

Apparently Shoe saved some forum threads that he wants me to post up in the Events forum, too. I think he should have posted them himself instead of being so lazy, but fine, I'll put them there.

Some stupid fireball game that Shoe came up with
I think it's a waste of time, but you know what I think of all of you and wasting time.

Shoe secretly approving of my lab practices.
I always knew he did.

Make furry things
I guess you're supposed to change a furry thing into a raver and a scientist. It sounds idiotic. Maybe he was high when he designed the contest.

Badly bred hybrid mutant
I didn't even know what to title this. It doesn't make sense to me.

Birthday Chat Thread
He will probably come chat with you here. Don't expect me to. I don't even like any of you.

That's it. I'm sure he has more ideas, but I'm not going to continue posting them. Oh yes, one more thing:

Stop sending us presents! Shoe doesn't deserve them (not to mention these heels are weird) and it creeps me out when you send me bed sheets.

Note: Shoe will probably contradict me on the present issue, but I don't care. Stop sending them!